30 Memes to Sip With Your Morning Cup of Joe

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    jd @jdisblack Imaoo these edibles arent doing anyth 鸡月 за 10/6/17, 11:20 PM
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    HELLO my name is Stanley STANLEY COOBRICK
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    Me after looking at my bank account and realizing I'm going to be giving out hugs for Christmas STILL REAL TO US
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  • 04
    When you nail the breakdown vocals in the car by yourself 2 PATIENT SIXTY-SEVEN
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  • 05
    My dog: *Does nothing* Me: You are stong and wise, and I am very proud of you
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  • 06
    I asked if this was on the front or back of her leg Now I'm blocked MADE WITH LOVE
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    Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske yeah I support the troops TEVEN girl scout Follow girl scouts girl scouts Sc Cookies do-si-dos thin mints. Checker kies samoas dark chocolaty pe tagalongs NET WT908255 NET WT 7502(22) NETW tagalongs belmo tagalongs tagalongs de-si-dos do-si-dos do-si-dos thin min mints thin mints
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    e4moji @e4moji If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why
    via @e4moji
  • 09
    paul bassett davies @thewritertype Ok, it's time for a reality check. *checks reality* Holy . Would not recommend.
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  • 10
    When you tell a joke so funny, HR wants to hear it.
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    my boss: can you come in today at noon? me: ReddingBeLike I'm gonna be hiiii-iiii-iiigh as a kite by then
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    ME IF I WAS KIDNAPPED "Lol is this a Febreze commercial?"
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  • 13
    rudy mustang @rudy_mustang how the does pony balogna rhyme and sean bean doesn't
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    GOOD YEAR BOL
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  • 15
    "Dropbear" / i write TTRPGS! @GamesDropbear toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity
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    Yall ever be sitting and think... this is real life
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  • 17
    Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18 .
  • 18
    jourdain searles @judysquirrels trying to get myself out of bed by repeating "come on barbie, let's go party" in increasingly strange voices
  • 19
    *3 a.m.* Cat: my food bowl is isn't completely full Cat 911: ok have you tried meowing for an hour straight Cat: yes they won't get out of bed Cat 911: you're gonna die RIP Cat: I know
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    But they were all of them deceived. For they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.
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  • 21
    Me: *making a sandcastle with my grandpa* Everyone else at the crematorium:
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  • 22
    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I just found out I'm colour blind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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    I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were cool with it.
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  • 24
    Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad It's good to have friends who will check up on you Are you ok Ok cool just checking no
  • 25
    What should we call this large structure? Bill: A billding Buil: I have a better idea RE N123RF
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  • 26
    ATREME MAMMAL Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my sidewalk. right here on the
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    gio @MissGioBaby1 I can tell how someone is feeling just by making it up in my head and believing it
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    Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart
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  • 29
    Imagine sleeping all night. What an absolute trip that must be.
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  • 30
    Guess who's looking at memes instead of working
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